Hopeful Romantic....

FYI I'm still watching "So You think you can Dance". I even voted for Jamile last night like 10 tens before the number went busy...tee hee

Cards on the table...Men and women both want the same things. We just voice our wants in totally different ways. If you haven't read it, do your self the favor..Men are from Stars, Women want Penis! (LOL) Damn I slay me. You catch my drift. If not wait for the next wave.

Love schmove...Can a open minded non homo brotha just come along and laugh it up with a sista? You know not the average boring non-creative dinner and a movie date. I swear the next dude that makes that a suggestion is gonna get slapped. (Yeah word on the vine is men find it more disrespectful to get slapped than punched in the face. They feel slapping is only for women. HA!! They wish.) I'm a button pusher so I feel sorry for the dumb schmuck who decides he wants to run his lame game.

I know those of you who have your man panties twisted in a bunch right now are yelling "CURSES YOU VILE WOMAN!" but check it out...

What I have to bring to the table is simple...On a fun and loving tip, I will match everything you got and then some. I will try to outdo you in everything just so you can return the favor. Way I see it that could go back and forth forever. Which is sweet. I cook, bake, have fresh laundry swaying in the breeze on a clothes line, whip ur *ss in tennis, take the ball to the hole, tackle you into some new grass stains, paint my face and yell defense, moon fellow motorists on the highway, skinny dip into the Miami sunset and oh my the list is sooo long, I'm makin' myself hot. SSSS-mokin...hot cha cha cha...

I'm not your average moronic woman. Gucci and Prada don't impress me. Show me that the noodle on the top of your shoulders ain't all that limp and we can hustle and flow. On that wise crack, I'ma split.

Till next time Sissies!!